i lock the door after my mum leaves because she...
and then suddenly i hear the door opening again and my dad is like ‘hello? come lock the door’ and i asked him why he did that and he just went i dunno your mum asked WHY WOULD YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR WITH THE KEY, THEN ASK ME TO COME LOCK IT AS IF I’VE NOT LOCKED IT SINCE YOU HAD TO USE THE KEY TO OPEN IT especially if the reason is that you guys thought i’d not locked...
SUSAN BLACKWELL IS A BABE
also dan is now forever dan radcakes
They went to an American high school, they know what prom looks like, all these...– Emma Watson (via watsonlove)
my head is dead
it feels like lead i would make more rhymes but my head is too dead.
VOTE YES FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGE IN AUSTRALIA →
klainers-gonna-klaine: blainerscriss: goldstarsarekindamything: klainers-gonna-klaine: potteronreplay: please do it please please please please
TWO OF MY FRIENDS INSIST
that tom felton is completely unattractive. they are wrong about this.
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
another day at the office tomorrow
did i say that i was doing work experience well i am at an insurance company why? i dunno but i am I HAVE A DESK it is fucking awesome but not really.
replied to my comment on YT about him lol shit
i’m just sort of in a really bad mood like i feel like i’m just sick of everything and i never want to leave the house again
had a social today
I AM FAR TOO AWKWARD i should not be allowed at things like this it was sort of fun i guess but i am so tired now asdfghwkowl
You may think you hate Twilight but you will never...
how i even have any followers still i don't know
sob i am so undeserving of followers idek you are too good to me
watching the first episode of new girl
it is sort of amazing