June 2012
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i was on goatlings and i put a box of donuts into the magic hat and i got back
a toothbrush
i do not consider this to be a fair trade in any shape or form
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have i ever mentioned how much i dislike grating parmesan cheese
it’s like
the smell on your hands just doesn’t go away no matter how much you scrub
it’s just like no
you wanted parmesan, you got parmesan
and forevermore shall your soul smell like parmesan
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“We grew up with the Internet and on the Internet. This is what makes us...”
– Piotr Czerski (via azspot) the rest of the talk via the previous link (via brosophila)
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“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via worldfamousprofessor)
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why am i going to my formal
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Watchermwellthisisawk:
multiple-stuff:
thehippiejew:
ddressedupandinlinee:
orek-i:
Difficulty Level: Easy > Medium > Hard > Expert > Asian
dont mess with us asians
…
i just need this on my blog again because holy SHIT
O_O
I think my mom gave me all the lame asian genes
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wow i went for a walk with my sister today and i forgot how unfit i was
i haven’t exercised in ages good grief
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went to mamasita with my sister today
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it was SO good
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i don’t think that there is anything i can do that will ever make my parents proud of me at all
anything good at all matters fuck all to them
but anything remotely bad? you’re going to die you’re going to be a homeless shit for the rest of your life you are useless and clumsy and you’ll never amount to anything because you are utterly worthless and stupid and you...
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trying out making some 8-bit music
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i swear every time my sister comes home the internet breaks
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the great thing about my dad is that if you tell him about a certain kind of music you like he will bring you lots and lots of it from the library
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the ONE freaking time i get to go to sticky on the right day at the right time
it was closed early
waipfsdlkngfhmvb bdzfc
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i didn’t even notice the earthquake apparently the kitchen door was rattling and my parents thought it was someone trying to break in
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The ways Sherlock Holmes calls Watson.
Sherlock in books: Mr. John Watson, Mr. Watson, Dr. Watson, dear Watson, my friend, doctor
Sherlock on BBC: JAWNN
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barely a day goes by that I do not want to punch myself in the face for any number of reasons
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so i was playing draw something
and i drew a scorpion
and the person clearly knew it was a scorpion
but at first they spelt it like this
SCROPION
and then
SCORRPION
then
SRCOPION
then
SCORPOIN
and then she passed and i was angry
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have you ever tried to catch a moth but it just vanishes into thin air like it’s apparated the hell out of there
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felicefawn:
A squid casually swims past your dash.
くコ:彡
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that may actually have been one of the dullest things i have ever experienced
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i’m at a party
what am i doing here
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watching the hobbit production videos
so many fEeLs
i am so hungry i just ate a bowl of porridge which is usually really filling but i am still hungry what
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